the 3 pias little pigs

we all remember that cute lil story about those 3 lil pigs...

and the big bad wolf who tried to huff and puff and bloooow 'em down

unfortunately...that silly lil story has gotten warped and retold...

now these 3 lil pigs and the big bad wolf have infiltrated and indoctrinated the masses who sit on their asses as cheap entertainment these days

but just like any hollyweird remake...the story is bein' retold once again...

this time around though...with these 3 political GOP pigs...give'n it a much much more darker and devious twist than the original version...the only problem we got here though is that these pigs are in it to win it...

with a lil help from this big bad diabolically warped wolf...who apparently has a fetish fer feces

lemme back it up a bit...so the other weekend while the clear...

and completely coherent and conscious winn'n party consist'n of Hills...Marty and the Bernmiester were duke'n it out over the really issues at hand in South Carolina...

these 3 dastardly GOP gimps decided to show their beady lil eyes and shake their pointless pointersin Des Moines Iowa at the National Religious Liberties Convention the Crusaders United Not Take'n Salvation (fer granted) also known as the Fucktards fer Freedom against humanity

led by this absolutely unapologetic ass wipe...pastor fanatical fucktwat Kevin Swanson...preach'n to his fucked flock who decided to attend his sermon...lett'n them know..."it's not a gay time" practically incoherently...and that under no circumstances "don't you dare carve happy faces on open pussy sores"

now here's the thing kittens...though Kev and his congregants have every right to say and listen to whatever bullshit they want to adhere to...to feel complete in their twisted warped little world they've created fer themselves

all cuz of some comic book passages they CHOSE to interpret into their own agenda...create'n their own war...create'n their own confusion and then they think their brain dead zombified fuckards with no consciousness to reality...all of a sudden live in a land where their free speech and their freedom of religion is under attack just cuz muff divers or pole smokers wanna tie the knot

these pias lil piglets with their already well known dirty lil backgrounds...have no chance in H-E-double hockey stix of ever become'n prezzie after WE THE PEOPLE know what their stand'n fer...oh no siree bobbette!

it's a never end'n fight...whatever side you butta yer bread on...it all breaks down to submission or sterilization to them...but like the great BOY said...

there's money in religion

there's money in war

there's money in the bank

so why do i feel so poor?

now get off my dress!